Behold, the majesty of Rapscallions 'Maximum Splendid', packed onto a handy, modern compact 'cassette' format. Pop in in your walkman and walk, man.
Comes with a free digital download of the album.
Enjoy browsing the Rapscallion store.
All manner of musical and ornamental wonders await your perusal.
NOTE: The DIGITAL ALBUM is lower on the page for terribly annoying reasons I shan't go into.

Behold, the majesty of Rapscallions 'Maximum Splendid', packed onto a handy, modern compact 'cassette' format. Pop in in your walkman and walk, man.
Comes with a free digital download of the album.
What better receptacle from which to take one's tea!
This is an extremely limited run just to test the water, might be the only ones that exist. um... not sure what else to say really - it's a mug. You can drink from it. Or store pens, of a huge amount of plectrums. OOh, or perhaps your favourite snack, like peanut M&M's. mmmmm. not I want some peanut M&Ms.
Behold, the majesty of Rapscallions 'Maximum Splendid', packed onto a handy, modern compact 'cassette' format. Pop in in your walkman and walk, man.
Comes with a free digital download of the album.
Immerse yourself in a wave of deliciousness through these ten tracks. Includes several appearances by esteemed Chap Hop star Professor Elemental and is almost guaranteed to rock your stockings off.
THIS ITEM IS SIGNED
Immerse yourself in a wave of deliciousness through these ten tracks. Includes several appearances by esteemed Chap Hop star Professor Elemental and is almost guaranteed to rock your stockings off.
THIS ITEM IS UNSIGNED - for those that fancy keeping the artwork clear of scribble.
Show your allegiance to the ultimate biscuit queen! Grab your ‘All Hail the Custard Cream’ badge today—because cookies crumble, but custard creams conquer!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
The perfect beanie has arrived! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.
• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most
Like your physical media even more ridiculously outdated? You're in LUCK! An original 8-Track Cartridge with custom Rapscallion - Maximum Splendid artwork. This is an actual playable track containing the album. Sadly, due to tape length, the tracklist is reduced, so this version removes 'Glamour Horse' and 'Cup Of Brown Joy - (Rapscallion Infusion)'. Each copy is hand numbered and signed.
This purchase includes a digital download of the album.
NOTE: Actual cart colour may change depending on available stock.
EXTRA NOTE: CURRENTLY IN PRE-ORER - once available, they are custom made to order recordings which may take up to 4 weeks to ship (a little longer for international orders).
An original 8-Track Cartridge with custom Rapscallion - Maximum Splendid artwork. Please note that the 'ornamental' option is for DISPLAY ONLY and features no actual music. Each copy is hand numbered and signed.
NOTE: Actual cart colour may change depending on available stock.
Adorn your chest with this delightful Rapscallion logo and look splendid wherever you wander.
LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.
Black t-shirt with colour print
A delightful T-Shirt emblazoned with the most singable lyric of all, "You're Bloody Well Getting Rock & Roll Tonight". Put it on, then howl at the moon.
LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.
Black t-shirt with colour print
Do you wish to express your love for the Custard Cream wherever you go? Well now you can, by broadcasting your love upon your chest.
LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.
Black t-shirt with colour print
I say! Is there any kind of merch you feel we're missing? Vinyl albums? Badges? Inflatable badgers?
Do please get in touch and let us know.
Please let us know if you'd like any pyhsical merch signed. We're ever-so happy to do that, but goodness, would never presume to do so otherwise.

Maximum Splendid - Cassette - LIMITED Download |
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Maximum Splendid - Cassette - LIMITED (Special Offer) Download |
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CD - SIGNED Download |
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CD - UNSIGNED Download |
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