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Enjoy browsing the Rapscallion store. 
All manner of musical and ornamental wonders await your perusal.
NOTE: The DIGITAL ALBUM is lower on the page for terribly annoying reasons I shan't go into.

Merchandise

Maximum Splendid: CD - SIGNED
  • Maximum Splendid: CD - SIGNED

Maximum Splendid: CD - SIGNED

Includes a download of the album Maximum Splendid
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£10.00

Immerse yourself in a wave of deliciousness through these ten tracks. Includes several appearances by esteemed Chap Hop star Professor Elemental and is almost guaranteed to rock your stockings off.

THIS ITEM IS SIGNED

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Maximum Splendid: CD - UNSIGNED
  • Maximum Splendid: CD - UNSIGNED

Maximum Splendid: CD - UNSIGNED

Includes a download of the album Maximum Splendid
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£10.00

Immerse yourself in a wave of deliciousness through these ten tracks. Includes several appearances by esteemed Chap Hop star Professor Elemental and is almost guaranteed to rock your stockings off.

THIS ITEM IS UNSIGNED - for those that fancy keeping the artwork clear of scribble.

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Maximum Splendid 8-Track - PLAYABLE - VERY LOW STOCK  (Limited Edition)
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  • Maximum Splendid 8-Track - PLAYABLE - VERY LOW STOCK  (Limited Edition)
  • Maximum Splendid 8-Track - PLAYABLE - VERY LOW STOCK  (Limited Edition)

Maximum Splendid 8-Track - PLAYABLE - VERY LOW STOCK (Limited Edition)

Includes a download of Maximum Splendid
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Like your physical media even more ridiculously outdated? You're in LUCK! An original 8-Track Cartridge with custom Rapscallion - Maximum Splendid artwork. This is an actual playable track containing the album. Sadly, due to tape length, the tracklist is reduced, so this version removes 'Glamour Horse' and 'Cup Of Brown Joy - (Rapscallion Infusion)'. Each copy is hand numbered and signed.

This purchase includes a digital download of the album.

NOTE: Actual cart colour may change depending on available stock.

EXTRA NOTE: CURRENTLY IN PRE-ORER - once available, they are custom made to order recordings which may take up to 4 weeks to ship (a little longer for international orders).

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Maximum Splendid 8-Track - ORNAMENTAL VERSION (Limited Edition)
  • Maximum Splendid 8-Track - ORNAMENTAL VERSION (Limited Edition)
  • Maximum Splendid 8-Track - ORNAMENTAL VERSION (Limited Edition)

Maximum Splendid 8-Track - ORNAMENTAL VERSION (Limited Edition)

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£5.00

An original 8-Track Cartridge with custom Rapscallion - Maximum Splendid artwork. Please note that the 'ornamental' option is for DISPLAY ONLY and features no actual music. Each copy is hand numbered and signed.

NOTE: Actual cart colour may change depending on available stock.

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Logo Sticker
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Logo Sticker

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£1.00

Adorn your favourite surface with a delightful Rapscallion adhesive logo.

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Rapscallion Logo T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
  • Rapscallion Logo T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
  • Rapscallion Logo T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK

Rapscallion Logo T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK

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£13.00

Adorn your chest with this delightful Rapscallion logo and look splendid wherever you wander.

LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.

Black t-shirt with colour print

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'Bloody Well' T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
  • 'Bloody Well' T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
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'Bloody Well' T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK

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A delightful T-Shirt emblazoned with the most singable lyric of all, "You're Bloody Well Getting Rock & Roll Tonight". Put it on, then howl at the moon.

LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.

Black t-shirt with colour print

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Custard Cream - T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
  • Custard Cream - T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK
  • Custard Cream - T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK

Custard Cream - T-shirt - UNISEX - LOW STOCK

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£13.00

Do you wish to express your love for the Custard Cream wherever you go? Well now you can, by broadcasting your love upon your chest.

LIMITED STOCK - currently unisex sizes only - fitted coming soon.

Black t-shirt with colour print

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I say! Is there any kind of merch you feel we're missing? Vinyl albums? Badges? Inflatable badgers?
Do please get in touch and let us know. 

Please let us know if you'd like any pyhsical merch signed. We're ever-so happy to do that, but goodness, would never presume to do so otherwise. 

Digital Albums

Maximum Splendid by Rapscallion

Maximum Splendid

Rapscallion

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    (You're Bloody Well Getting) Rock & Roll (Tonight) 3:22
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    Call On You 4:59
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    Blaggard 4:55
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    Cthullette 5:12
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    Cup Of Brown Joy (Rapscallion Infusion - featuring Professor Elemental) 3:51
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    Queen Of Treats 5:23
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    Night Of The Giant Killer Crabs (featuring Professor Elemental) 7:28
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    Never Love A Man (Without A Moustache) 4:50
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    Glamour Horse (featuring Professor Elemental) 3:55
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    Maketh The Man 7:51
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